Bell Canada’s New Communication Tower
We are building a home in Seguin Township in near-northern Ontario. Pals are doing the same on Lake Rosseau in Muskoka District. They are about two months ahead of us, and we stopped by to check their progress.
Relieved that there will be life after construction, we relaxed and asked about the well-constructed new road leading off from theirs. “That’s the access road to Bell’s fake tree communication tower, one of seven going up in this area. It looks hilarious from the water … ”
We took a side trip down the Bell road on the way home for a closer look. The 29 meter high, steel and fiberglass conifer reminded me of those original fake Christmas trees – a metal base into which you jammed green bottle-brush-like plastic and wire branches. Too bad it wasn’t possible for Bell to take it one step further and keep it in ‘line’ with the rest of the treeline.
It looks like Bell plans to build more of the fake conifer towers in Brackenrig, Foot’s Bay, Port Carling East, Port Sandfield, Walker’s Point East, Breezy Point Road and Little Lake Joseph.
Cybernetic Trees
“We have become colonized by technology and it’s near impossible to escape it. I think in the future we will see that man-machine-nature will eventually mesh to where its imperceptible but right now welcome to talking trees version 1.0.” (Ed Boutilier, Muskoka Blog). I agree with Ed.
This view from the water on Lake Rosseau is provided compliments of Ed Boutilier. The majority of his commenters, cottagers of the Muskoka District, seem to prefer the white pine on steroids (Alice Murphy, Mayor, Township of Muskoka Lakes) over Bell’s traditional communication towers festooned with flashing red lights, in order to stay connected.
And, for a view from Peninsula Road take a peek at Ian Hardy’s photo at mobilesyrup.
I’d love to hear what you have to say on this man-machine-nature issue!
Related articles
- Cybernetic Vegetation (Muskoka Blog)
- Cottagers: Bell rolling out Muskoka LTE coverage (mobilesyrup.com)
- White pine on steroids (the Star.com)
7 comments
18 July 2012 at 9:00 pm
Heart To Harp
We have several of these cyborg trees where I live, as well as a couple of church steeples that are actually cell phone towers. I don’t think the tower designers spent much time looking a real conifers in either Ontario or in North Carolina. And that is a good deal of what annoys me – they say that they are making the towers look like trees so that they blend in to the landscape, yet their utter disconnect from the real landscape is evident in what they produce. And I am supposed to be happy that they did THIS instead of a regular industrial cell tower. NOT!!!!
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19 July 2012 at 4:43 am
Cheryl
Thanks for commenting, Janet. Curiosity plus a little research, and I found this link showing an array of fibreglass cell towers disguised as bell towers, church steeples, etc. (http://www.fsiweb.com/CellIndex.asp.). Are they better or worse than the cyborg trees?
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19 July 2012 at 9:01 pm
Heart To Harp
Oh my, they take pride in their church steeples, don’t they?!? I am not sure they do any better with steeples than with trees. The Sharon Road Baptist Church is not far from where I live. And let me tell you, that cell phone steeple doesn’t fool anybody. It is, as we say down south, butt ugly.
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17 July 2012 at 4:18 pm
Cathy
Too funny! And too weird!!! The shot from Lake Rosseau really looks odd with the wanna-be-tree sticking way up above the forest. Imagine the disappointment when some poor unsuspecting beaver tries to sink his teeth into it! On the positive side, kudos to Bell for at least making an effort to ‘blend in’ while they try desperately to serve all those wireless junkies! If they gotta have it, this is way better than a bunch of ugly towers.
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17 July 2012 at 5:34 pm
Cheryl
Well said, Cathy. Colour, proportions, symmetry and height are the conspicuous ‘fake’ giveaways. The ultimate plan is for 20 of these in cottage country beginning with the 7 listed in this post.
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17 July 2012 at 11:00 am
Northern Narratives
It doesn’t look pretty up close but I think people like it because it blends into the view from afar.
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17 July 2012 at 11:11 am
Cheryl
Sort of blends … but certainly more than the usual Bell cell tower!
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